We hebben het weer gehad, het korte broeken weer. Gelukkig maar. Want het zag er niet uit, wat mannen in de kast hebben liggen aan korte broeken. Flodderige voetbalbroeken van toen ze nog bij de veteranen voetbalden. Vale vakantiebroeken van toen ze nog geen buikje hadden. Mannen gooien korte broeken blijkbaar nooit weg, zoals vrouwen dat doen: nieuwe kopen, oude weggooien. En die mannenbenen. Je ziet een vrouw nooit naar mannenbenen fluiten. Dat zegt toch iets. Gelukkig tatoe\u00ebren mannen niks op buik of benen, zoals vrouwen dat doen. Stel je voor, \u2018Max Champion\u2019 op zo\u2019n bleke harige kuit. Of \u2018Mama\u2019 op een blote Heineken buik. Allemaal niet het geval. Maar die korte broeken\u2026 Ik hoop op een lange gure herfst.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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