Ik stap wel eens binnen in de torenkamer, als er voetbal is. Op het TV-scherm krioelen mannetjes in gekleurde pakjes, bizarre kapsels en tattoos. IJdel volkje dus, en geweldige aanstellers als ze een douw krijgen. Het spel volgen is lastig, Voor je het door hebt spelen ze de andere kant uit. Het beste is alleen \u2018Goed hoor!\u2019 te roepen bij \u2018Ja!!-goals\u2019. Bij \u2018Ja!!-goals\u2019 ontploft het scherm, de menigte schreeuwt uitzinnig. En die kerels op het veld knuffelen elkaar. Zo schattig! Alleen dan moet je \u2018Goed hoor!\u2019 zeggen, alleen dan. Want bij de rest hebben de voetbalkenners commentaar. \u201cKijk daar, dat is toch (onbegrijpelijke naam, maar nooit Arie)? Wat doet ie daar nou? Bij Fortuna deed hij ook al zo raar. Verkopen, die man!\u2019 Verkopen van mensen is toch verboden? En zeker g\u00eanant als om een donkere meneer gaat. Ik zeg er maar niets van. Want ik heb geen verstand van voetbal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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