Een moordenaar in Haven
Mocht wettelijk correct het lijk begraven
Praktisch wist hij hoe
De wet stond het toe.
Want er misten in de wet wat paragraven
Zo kan in Haven elke moordenaar
Ongehinderd door wetsbezwaar
Zijn werk doen, ongestoord,
Vakkundig, liefst in seriemoord,
In lange rijen naast elkaar
Die moordenaar in haven,
Een vakman in begraven,
Bedacht dat effici\u00ebntie,
En vrees voor concurrentie
Hem dwingt tot seriemoord en seriegraven
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