In de super zie je soms zo\u2019n stuiterballetje. Moeder zegt \u201cWe gaan hierheen. Leg die chips maar terug\u201d. Dat jochie doet dat vrolijk en stuitert achter haar aan. Veel moeders zijn natuurtalenten. Een andere ouder houdt tegen zijn peuter op te luide toon erg ingewikkelde verhalen over wat moet en niet mag, want anders\u2026. Eigenlijk demonstreert hij publiekelijk wat een fantastische vader hij eigenlijk is. De peuter snapt er niets van, maar hij doet iets niet goed. Dat snapt ie wel. Gelukkig loopt er ook zo\u2019n blij ei van vier jaar. Zo eentje die met iedereen een praatje aanknoopt. \u201cHeb jij een baby in je buik?\u201d Nee, kind, ik ben gewoon te dik. Ik eet teveel chocola\u201d. Het blije ei kijkt nadenkend en rent naar haar moeder, \u201cMama, ik wil ook een dikke buik!\u201d. Ik ga graag naar de supermarkt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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